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- Good code needs motivation, shitty code just needs time.
- Choosing a language because it has cheaper developers is like building your house with Lego so you can hire anyone as a construction worker.
- I cannot fix that bug... I'm busy writing a new one.
- CI is a practice, not a tool, and requires discipline from the development team.
- Red is the new green
- Do it, with <insert the name of a CI/CD tool here>, there is no try
- It doesn't matter who you are, only what you will become
- If you think good architecture is expensive, try bad architecture
- Truth can only be found in one place: the code
- Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on. - Richard Feynman
- Let's clarify : Jira is not Agile, Open Source is not Free, Using cloud is not DevOps, Rituals is not Scrum, Developed is not Done" Lemi Orhan Ergin. Source
- Software being 'Done' is like lawn being 'Mowed'. - Jim Benson
- React to someone's mistake and you are part of the problem. Support and help them, and you are part of the solution.
- Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good. Source
- In my experience teams that don't do scrum 'properly' work better. They focus more on their productivity than getting the process right - Daniel Grant
- One bad programmer can easily create two new jobs a year - David Parnas
- How to stop time: kiss. How to travel in time: read. How to escape time: music. How to feel time: write. How to waste time: social media. - Matt Haig
- Sometimes it seems like 80% of my job is convincing decision makers to listen to the people who work for them. - Jesse James Garrett
- Software developers think their job is writing code. But it's not. Their job is to solve the customer's problem. Billy Hollis + [Video] Billy Hollis - CodeHeads Anonymous
- It's not about being first to market, it's about being the best. / It's Never Too Late / Just do it better. The Next Web
- The purpose of abstraction is not to be vague, but to create a new semantic level in which one can be absolutely precise. - Edsger W. Dijkstra
- Le talent ça n'existe pas. Le talent c'est avoir envie de faire quelque chose / Talent does not exist. Talent is only hard work . - Jacques Brel
- Le succès vient souvent d’un faux pas dans la bonne direction. / Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction - Al Bernstein
- NUS Computing - Quotes for Software Engineers
- I have a feeling that each task I strike off on my todo list gives birth to a few more tasks. - Venkat Subramaniam
- Poor quality code is a reflection of lack of respect we carry for what we do, often with out realizing it. Venkat Subramaniam
- Solving problems you probably don’t have creates more problems you definitely do - Mike Acton
- Enemies of creativity: 1 desire to please all 2 big ego 3 self-doubt 4 control 5 fear of failure 6 process rigor 7 impatience 8 abundance. - Vala Afshar
- Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to. - Richard Branson
- Pour avoir l'attention de qqn il suffit de crier dans son oreille - Toby Cooper
- Punctuality is something you regret when everyone else does not care and is late / La ponctualité c'est un truc que tu regrettes quand t'es le seul con à être arrivé à l'heure au rendez-vous - MorganGeek
- The backlog is a tool for development, not planning. Throw it away monthly. If you fear forgetting something, it's prob. not that important. - Mike Veerman
- Your organisation should be adapted to your product, not the other way around. - Mike Veerman
- “Employees don’t quit companies; they quit managers.” Yes, and they also stay on for managers. Let great managers leave at your peril. - Jochen Wolters
- Technology is the easy part of automation. - Mike Veerman